Men can breast feed?

Jason- "Oh yes, I want big saggy boobs from it."

Fresh

Jennifer - "I still can't be believe Brian Butch touched my butt."

Strange Gender

Jason - "What, your boob's a dude?"

Say what?

Jennifer - "Lick your fingers and rub it."

Stomach Surgery

Johnny - "I'm not that fat dude."

Hey Pepto Bismol

Jennifer - "Perv guys would definitely want to see a huge chotch."

Pet Names

Jennifer - "Schnugglebutts, no."

Coinslot

Jason - "I think there is a mouse in my pants."

Jen - "It hurts when you stick your finger in my butt."
Jason - (snickering laughter)
Jen - "Not like that!"

Cheap Travel in Europe

Jason - "I don't get it. Do they make you smuggle drugs in your butt?"

Monkey Butt Porn?

Jen - "I don't want you using my computer to look up monkey butt porn."

Colie is here!

Colie - "Oh, I wasn't thinking!"
Jason - "Well next time someone asks you a question maybe you should try that."

Colie - "I do not remember him having hair."

Belly Button

Jason- "I want to see a glob of vasoline in your belly button."