Pet Names

Jennifer - "Schnugglebutts, no."

Coinslot

Jason - "I think there is a mouse in my pants."

Jen - "It hurts when you stick your finger in my butt."
Jason - (snickering laughter)
Jen - "Not like that!"

Cheap Travel in Europe

Jason - "I don't get it. Do they make you smuggle drugs in your butt?"

Monkey Butt Porn?

Jen - "I don't want you using my computer to look up monkey butt porn."